Band Website: Lords of the Highway

Day job: Financial Analyst

Night job: Rock 'N' Roll

Hobbies: Rock 'N' Roll

Turn-offs: Getting up early

Measurements: 36-26-38

Favorite rockstar: Eddie Van Halen

Favorite superhero: "Action Flask" and "Wonder Cup"

Favorite theologian: Reverend Ivan Stang

CD: Southern Culture On The Skids "Dirt track Date" or "For Lover's Only," I can't decide.
Infomercial product: Eggwave
Processed food: Vietnamese Hot Sauce

If you were accosted by angry cannibals and had to donate one body part to the stew, which would you choose and why? My beer belly, so I could start growing another one

Which lobe of the brain processes visual information? I am left-handed, so I think it is my right

If you were to mutate into a genetic malformity, what would you like it to be?

It would involve arms, both quantity and quality of. I've always thought it would be cool to play both upright bass and cocktail drum at the same time. I would need two additional arms, both on the left side to do this. Plus, I always thought it was cool how Inspector Gadget had extendable arms, so I could sit in my bedroom and my arm would be able to extend into the kitchen to fetch food, beer, whatever, and I wouldn't have to get up. I would only need one of my four arms to be extendable.

Have you ever dreamt of Gary Coleman in a sexual way? I heard him on Howard Stern and he says he's never had sex, but he likes to cuddle.

Did you tell the truth on that last question? I would cuddle with Gary Coleman.

Hidden Talent: I can pull my thumb off
Skill: I can operate a calculator blind-folded
Rash: yes

What would you consider your biggest weakness and strength? A good beat

Who would win in a fight, Rod Stewart or Kato Cailan? Don't they both have long hair?

Do you have anything else to say? I wish my rash would go away