Bloodshot Bill & The Hubcaps
"Sex, Blood & Rock'N'Roll"
derekdonor@hotmail.com
Really lo-fi, sloppy country rockabilly in the vein of Hasil Adkins. Sounds very cool to me. I believe they are from Europe somewhere, but sounds like they could’ve made this while drinking Schlitz and shroomin’ in the hills of West Virginia. - BL
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Sweet J.A.P.
“Virgin Vibe”
Big Neck Records
I love everything that Big Neck Records has sent me so much that I want to send them a perfumed thank you letter with naked pictures of myself, but then that’s more of a disgusting gesture than one of gratitude. I think these guys are from Minneapolis and play punk rock the way I’ve always wanted to hear it, only more so. I have no frame of reference for band comparisons, but I imagine if you like punk rock at all, you’ll love this. So good. - BL
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"Midwest Rules: You're Weak, We're Strong"
Various Artists
Haunted Town Records
If you’re one of those idiots who think that the Midwest is a flat expanse of punk rock void, buy this and eat your words. Plenty of great rowdy numbers by The Phenoms, Grendel, Almighty Hangovers, Roustabouts, Bump N Uglies, Mashers, and Forgotten Four among others. Plus a hillbilly rocker by Nine Pound Hammer and four songs by The Daggers, who are probably the best discovery for me on here. Plenty of good tracks make this worth your time. - BL
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Baseball Furies
"Greater Than Ever"
Big Neck Records
Oh blessed mighty gods of rock’n’roll, thank you! This stripped-down garage punk, rock’n’roll, whatever, is one of my top picks for the year. I’ve listened to it over and over. There is so much venom and spite it’ll blacken your heart and taint your soul. The lyrics match the primal assault: “Got no reasons why I’m here tonight / Got no feelings for Jesus Christ / Got my reasons when I clench my fists / With bad bad flavor and bad bad blood, I wait.” Bruised and bleeding, I love it. Really. I said love. - BL
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The Berlin Project
“Things We Say”
Orange Peal Records
Umm... bland pop-punk with slick production and horrible vocals. Makes me want to ram pencils into my eye sockets. Better turn it off before I hurt myself. - BL
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Uppercut
“Four Walls”
Blackout Records
Uppercut originally released the “Four Walls” EP in 1989 when they were regarded as part of the second wave of hardcore. The opening cut seems to bear out that claim, but the second one has terrible droning vocals and a slower tempo that I don’t generally associate with hardcore. They pick it back up from there with growling, barked vocals. I don’t know, it just doesn’t get my blood pumping (with the exception of “The Machine Breaks Down” that has an 80’s speed metal sound). The second half of this is later recordings by an offshoot band of Uppercut called Mind’s Eye. They kind of have a Melvins sound I guess. It's not very good. I’d pass this up. – BL
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The Procedure
“Rise of New Reason”
Black Out Records
Every band that they are compared to in their press bio I have never heard of: Shai Halud, Cave In, Ensign, Hope Conspiracy, Sensefield, Thursday. Sounds like metal-core with some nerd melodies thrown into the screaming here and there. It has been banned from my CD player, and if it tries to return, I will be forced to stomp it under foot like a disease-ridden rat. - BL
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Thee Oh No's
Self-Titled 7 song CD-R
Band Site
From Mesa, Arizona Thee Oh No’s sound like energetic 60’s garage rock as interpreted by 70’s punk rockers sniffing glue. While so many others try this kind of music, these guys have nailed it with humor and sometimes a silly poppiness that doesn’t get stale or annoying. They high-step over the boring mid-tempo garage schlock and duck under the usual punk rock hurdles to get to the finish line ahead of the rest. Fun music that will iron the wrinkles out of your furrowed face. - BL
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"Cock'N'Roll: The World's Sleaziest Bands"
Various Artists
Sleazegrinder
Porn, sleaze, and rock’n’roll. There are 26 songs on here to beat your meat to. Strong tracks by Lanternjack, Hellside Stranglers, Gunhack, Sugabomb, Big Block Hitchcock, Dog Shit Boys, Muscle Car, and others makes this an okay comp. Mostly AC/DC influenced sort of rock, with some 70’s punk (maybe New York Dolls influence here and there), a touch of Mentors, and a lot of Nashville Pussy. If it were a porno I’d only get semi-hard.- BL
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The VaGiants
“Short and Hard”
Band's Site
The girl who sings for this band has a unique voice that their press sheet compared to Tina Turner’s. I am not too sure of that, but I’ve got nothing better, so I’ll go along with it. She does belt out the tunes, backed by a band that was obviously weaned on AC/DC and 80’s cock rock. I like her voice to a point, as she is definitely a good singer, but something about it doesn’t sit well with me.... kind of the way she holds notes. The music has some really good guitar hooks and electrified rhythms, but I’m not in love with it either. I’d say they are a good band and if they were opening for another band I really liked, I definitely wouldn’t go sit in my car and drink during their set. - BL
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Black Print
“Movement”
Quincy Shanks Records
This band deserves a prefix. “Post”-something, I think. Post-hardcore? Post-emo? Post-emocore? It’s got a postmodern disjointedness, and a postal worker’s level of dissatisfaction with the world. Interesting... creative perhaps, but doesn’t grab me by the testicles, squeeze, and say “hey fucker, love me!”. Hard to listen to. Quite, quite hard. - BL
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The Dames
“Sin & Tonic” CD EP
Band Site
Five songs, three girls, and some fairly decent slower punk rock music. I don’t really like the singing on most of this. I hear they are way better live. If somebody asked me if I liked this band I’d probably just shrug my shoulders, turn my palms up, and curl my lip. - BL
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The Silence
"Audio Alchemy"
Band Site
West coast melodic pop-core. Hey, did I just invent a genre? Probably not. They sound like crappier Pennywise with more screaming, slower songs, and worse melodies. The sheet says they are like AFI and Saves the Day. I have no idea what those bands sound like, so maybe. If they sound like this, I don’t like them either. – BL
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Smut Peddlers
“Ten Inch” 10"
Dead Beat Records
California punk rock with ranting vocals, a rock’n’roll flare, and an un-showered, sweaty aroma. Best track has got to be “Rebatron Party” about a Hepatitis C soiree. “Don’t know what I’ll be wearing, only that I want to score and get it on, I’m gonna bring a whole lot of ribavirin and interferon.” Eight songs here to bounce through your head as you knock the mirrors off a Lexus. - BL
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Estrogenocide
“I Like to Cuddle”
M.H. Records, 36 Central Park Rd. Plainview, NY 11803
Digital schlock about raping and killing women. I think songs titles like “I Will Shoot My Load In Your Headless Corpse” say it all. It’s almost comical actually. Almost. These guys can’t have girlfriends, so I imagine that they fuck each other. This is just plain stupid. - BL
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The Klingonz
"Up Uranus"
Crazy Love Records
This is the first new release in years by this well known Irish psychobilly outfit, and it’s not a slacker. The production is improved, the bass is slapped like mad, and they continue to bash out dark & heavy tunes with sci-fi, metal, & punk influence. They deliver it with a sense of humor on songs about fat cross-dressers, midget porn stars, failed experiments making robot assassins, and a hospital worker who hears the voices of aborted fetuses commanding him. Well-played with a unique sound. Cool stuff. – BL
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Protagonist
“Hope and Rage”
Black Out Records
Hardcore punk in the style of Unseen, but with a lot more modern, melodic flare and a lot less edge to it. The songs tend to lose their impact as they go on too long, or take too long to start (the first track has him shouting “here we go” a few times in the long intro, and its almost punishing waiting for them to actually GO). While some songs have some really good moments, I think it’s a little cheesy to sing “we are the army of hope.” The best cut is probably “Forgotten Youth” (despite the cliche title), since it has good energy and rings in at under two minutes. Many of the others are pretty damn bad, like “Maginot Lines,” which is, well, just pretty damn bad. Another thing I’m not really into is the slick guitar tone or the perfect studio production. I really don’t think I would put this again. I tried to like it, but it’s a lost cause. - BL
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Baby Strange
“The Make-out Sessions”
Band Site
I think the singer sounds little like Billy Corgan, and the music I guess would be light pop rock, or maybe indie rock (since I don’t know what exactly that is but I think it would be like this). I imagine this is what the college coffeehouse, sweater-and-glasses, kind of person listens to in their Volkswagens. Again, they are good at what they do, but it makes me hungry for a gun barrel. – BL
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Condemned 84
2-song 7"
Haunted Town Records
Two rare cuts from 1986 by this classic Oi band re-issued under license from Link Records. I remember a big controversy about them at the Beer Olympics a couple years back where they didn’t play due to their politics, but I don’t know if any of that was true. I never really heard a lot of these guys except on comps, and these two songs are pretty good. I really like the A-side with “No Way In.” Good British Oi. - BL
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The Fitts
4-song 7"
Big Neck Records
Great female vocals on this punk rock band that has such great song titles as “I Have to Laugh (When I See You Hurt),” “Girls like U (Deserve to Die),” an my favorite “Contaminated (By Your Dick).” They have a raw delivery, great hooks, and the right attitude. Get it or live in shame and ignominy.. - BL
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The Ponys
2-song 7"
Big Neck Records
These guys play catchy mid-tempo 70’s inspired punk rock. Really not bad. Better than a lot of bands in the same boat. - BL
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Branko
4-song 7"
Black Juju Records
This is good instrumental garage that also uses Caribbean beats, sax, echoed, reverb-ed, and fuzzed guitars to full effect. Very cool stuff. – BL
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Marvel
“Heroine Tracks” 7"
Black Juju Records
Here you get Swedish rock’n’roll with a 70’s style. The 7” comes with super-hero trading cards that have their backgrounds, personal stats, and special powers and weapons. It is said that they draw upon the powers of MC5 and Kiss. I like this, but the Kiss part of their influence might be what keeps me from really liking it. Good rock’n’roll, but the vinyl’s not gonna get worn out. - BL
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Coffinberry
3-song 7"
Exit Stencil, PO Box 110775 Cleveland, OH 44111
Hell yes! Finally my last review! Will I ever listen to music again? I’m sure I will, but after this I’m gonna stew inside a warm blanket of silence for a while. Anyway, this band plays rock music that has whiny vocals and no real energy. I dislike this. It makes me very unhappy. I wish I didn’t save it for last. - BL
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