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Name: Christine Laura Age: 23 Measurements: Measurements? I don't even know my bra size. Just see for yourself! Day job: Wouldn't you rather know about my night job?? Night-time activities: Hanging out with my dog, various forms of debauchery including substance abuse, masturbation, and pornography... Also, the aforementioned night job, which is related to the aforementioned nighttime activity. But not in the way you're assuming. Favorite Music:: My tastes seem to get more mellow with age... like a fine wine, right? Har har. Currently in heavy rotation is Teenage Fanclub, Big Star, Van Morrison, Paul Westerberg/Replacements, Built to Spill, Wilco, Billy Bragg, Simon and Garfunkel and early Kinks. Most of the musicians I enjoy are either dead, retired, MIA (i.e. Syd Barrett), or cashing in on stadium reunion tours. I have a bad habit of ignoring everything new.
Favorite Drink: Beer: Bass
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Turn-ons: People with strong psychic feelers, who don't miss much. Good conversationalists. Reciprocation. Dirty talk. Getting drunk on YOUR tab. Confident, self-reliant men. Girls' lips, and butts. Turn-offs: Unclean hands, whiskey dick, chronic interrupters, unhealthy diet, sexual inexperience, being handled too gently. Favorite Perversion: See last item above, okay? Now, think the opposite of that. Favorite rockstar(s): The immortal Shane MacGowan will always have a special place in my heart. Favorite superhero: Dutchie the wonderdog Favorite theologian: Theology doesn't really have a place in my mind's landscape. I think that old lot is grown over with weeds, empty beer cans and used rubbers. Body part most willingly given up to feed a shipwrecked crew: This is a most difficult question. I really like every part of me. Is a uterus edible? That's the only body part I don't plan on using. Most desired genetic malformity: Tourettes. I could use it as an excuse for why I cuss constantly. I do not think Tourettes qualifies as a "genetic malformity", but then again, if you can take liberties creating a word such as "malformity", I will take liberties with my interpretation of it! Darkest Secret: I have forgotten about half of the multiplication table! |
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Biggest strength or talent: Most of my talents have great potential but are only partially developed. That's the story of my life; I'm a chronic underachiever. However, I think my strongest area lies in the culinary arts. I grew up in a single parent home and have been cooking for myself longer than I can remember. I have also been vegan for about 10 years, so have learned to make a variety of kick-ass animal-free dishes, such as tofu cheesecake, vegetable sushi, scrambled tofu, seitan noodle soup, etc... My secondary strengths include the English language, computers, and anything visually-oriented. Biggest weakness or vice: Where do I start? So many aspects of myself are contradictions. I am extremely introverted, but at the right times, extremely extroverted. Sometimes I get much more than I give back, but just as often it's the other way around. I appreciate order, organization, and tidiness but can rarely maintain it. Those are just a few examples. I am paranoid of having one or more undiagnosed mental "disorders". A helpful bit of advice: Learn to take hints, and pay close attention to body language. Turn the lights off when you leave the room. Use only plastic spatulas on non-stick cookware. Remember to say "please" and "thank you"; sometimes it is appreciated more than you imagine. Goals/Ambitions: To figure out what my goals/ambitions are. How you will die: In a blaze of glory, hopefully. A wish that would improve the world: Marijuana use should be not only be legalized, but subsidized, freely distributed, hell, why not even compulsory. Think of how much better the world would be if everyone said "dude", "man", "sweet", "yeah" at least once in every sentence, laughed a lot more, listened to Hawkwind, tried to communicate telepathically with animals, had lower sperm counts, and made more inventive and imaginative snacks? Do you even need to think about it? If you do, you are probably one of the people who would most benefit from this. |
(except on the railroad track) were take by Russell Lee Photo |