Heidi Van Horne
Heidi


Name: Heidi Van Horne

Age: 26

Measurements: 36-26-33

Day job: Actress/Pin Up Model/Indie Filmmaker

Night-time activities: Getting' people drunk (cocktail waitress)

Favorite Music:: Just one? Everything from early 80's punk to showtunes to old dirty country to motown. X is my favorite band ever.

Favorite Drink: Honestly? Coke (no Fuckin' Pepsi!), but I love beer too (Shiner, if ya have it! Or maybe even some cheap ass Lone Star in a can? I AM a Texas girl!)



Turn-ons: Vintage corsets, hot rods, strong hands, sarcasm, kissin'

Turn-offs: Top 3 instant DQ's for a man- SANDALS, long hair, frat boy tats (taz, tribals, anything you picked off a flash sheet at midnight that your drunken buds thought was "dope")

Favorite Perversion: Hmmm... all the tame kids think I'm wild and all the wild kids think I'm tame... I hafta' go with hair pullin' and spankin'!

Favorite rockstar(s): (Wow, I am redundant) - Exene? John Doe? I've liked Gwen Stefani since I saw them open for a local band in Houston back in '91. There were, like, 10 people in the crowd and she still rocked the shit outta the place.

Favorite superhero: I'm a Wonder Woman sorta gal - dark hair, lassos, jewelry that doubles as weapons... yeah, I dig 'er.

Body part most willingly given up to feed a shipwrecked crew: Let's face it- t&a, I got some to spare, & then I'd sport that svelte Survivor look (that is until they fill up on T&A and start chompin' the rest of me!)



Favorite theologian: Robert Persig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance)

Most desired genetic malformity: An eye on the back of my head like my mom seemed to have when I was a kid.

Darkest Secret: My darkest secret is that I'm so freakin' honest I might have to lie to make up a fake darkest secret.

Biggest strength or talent: Picking my battles while still stickin' to my guns; maintaining an eerily upbeat attitude most of the time.

Biggest weakness or vice: Addictions to Coca-Cola, bud, and bad daytime TV (Springer, Maury, Blind Date)

A helpful bit of advice: Fuck the naysayers, believe in yourself. Also, smile - it either freaks people out or it makes them want to give things to you.

Goals/Ambitions: To build a name & do enough big budget acting jobs so I can afford to do all the no budget ones and still pay rent. and maybe to start an X cover band one day. he he he

An interesting bit of trivial knowledge: At age 15 I worked on the staff at a bible camp in central Texas! Also, I had a part in "Dazed & Confused" at 14 as a snobby freshman girl, but my lines were cut out.

A wish that would improve the world: I wish that Ann Richards hadn't lost the Tx Governor election to Bush Jr., (puttin' him one step closer to presidency.) LONG LIVE ANN RICHARDS!




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