Day job: I tame laywers

Night job: Amazon

Turn-ons: a 426 hemi head, nice shoes

Turn-offs: misplaced hair

Measurements: 38-30-40
(take in to consideration that I'm 6'1")

Favorite rock star:Billy Idol

Favorite superhero:Tank Girl

Favorite theologian:My Dad

Biggest Weakness or vice: Video games

Who would win in a fight between Rod Stewart and Kato Cailan?: In a perfect world, they'd take each other out. But if one had to win, it would be ol Roddy because the Revolting Cocks covered "If you think I'm sexy" and that gives him a slight advantage.

If you were accosted by a group of angry cannibals and had to donate a body part to the stew, which would you choose and why?: I'd let 'em have an ass cheek. That's a good portion for their stew and maybe they wouldn't be so angry anymore.

Have you ever been convicted of a crime? If so explain.: Naw I'm a perfect angel.

If you were to mutate a genetic malformity, what would you want it to be and why?: I'd want a tail. Then I could go and work in a freak show, dancing around in a special bikini and matching pink bow tied on the end of it.

Did you tell the truth on that last question?: well, no

If you were locked up in Rick James's basement, what CD, info-mercial product, and processed food would you want with you?: Any Peggy Lee CD would do fine, I'd have to have a hover-round or a Lark scooter so I can pretend I'm old and cratchity, and slim-jims are the way to go on the processed food.

How do you calculate the hypotenuse of a right triangle?:the square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to the sum of the squares of the two opposite sides.

If you could have one wish to improve the world, what would it be (other than world peace and saving the hungry children)?: Hair school. (think traffic school)

Do you have anything else to add? I'm badder than Slayer