Name: Antietam Age: 22 Measurements: 34c, 24, 35 Day job: Sally Girlie Night-time activities: Boozin it up, dance parties, hangin' out with people that don't suck. Favorite Music: good punk rock Favorite Drink: whiskey sour

Biggest strength or talent: my ability to think for myself Biggest weakness or vice: smoking too much pot Body part most willingly given up to feed a shipwrecked crew: my ass Most desired genetic malformity: to have a smaller head growing out of the side of my face with a tuff of hair and twelve teeth in it's mouth A wish that would improve the world: for people to stop acting like morons

Goals/Ambitions: to be a movie star!!! Turn-ons: having my hair played with, listening to the cramps, fake blood, smoking pot Turn-offs: shit Favorite Perversion: hmm... i have to really think about this one....... Favorite rockstar(s): billy idol Favorite superhero: cat woman Darkest Secret: i really have a pair of big hairy balls