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Name: Roby Age: 30 something Measurements: 32b-24-35 Day job: Dance Instructor (when I can get enough students) Night-time activities: Not a lot... not much to do in Kentucky at nite. Favorite Music:: 50's & 60's music, 70's punk, 80's crap and rock-n-roll!!! Favorite Drink: Milk and Beer (not together, of course)
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Turn-ons: Shy people, crooked teeth, crooked noses, missing body parts
but mostly shy people. Turn-offs: Perfect hair, perfect tans, perfect anything! Favorite Perversion: Bad smells. Maybe this doesn't really work for this question but I thought I should add it in somewheres. Favorite rockstar(s): Malcom & Angus Young Favorite superhero: Drek and Trek. You wouldn't know them. Two lovely girls that do good but have a hard time because they both love to drink and one has to eat every 10 min. and the other has to masturbate every 10 min.
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Biggest strength or talent: I can make the ugliest face ever! I'm REALLY good at it. Ask my mom! Biggest weakness or vice: Shitty horror movies and beer. Body part most willingly given up to feed a shipwrecked crew: I don't care. Let them pick. Most desired genetic malformity: Horns maybe. I'm an Aries (the ram) so this would suit me. Darkest Secret: Once I stole something and buried it then couldn't find it later. Another time I tried to dig something up that I shouldn't, but gave up because the ground was frozen. These are two different stories at two different times, by the way. Okay, these aren't my DARKEST secrets but that's all you get! Goals/Ambitions: None at the moment A wish that would improve the world: I kinda like it how it is. It gives me something to bitch about. |
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